Let’s rock and roll, bitch
My sometimes running partner, lifelong friend, and always comedienne, Linda Bang, has been cheering me on through taper week leading up to Seattle’s Rock n Roll half marathon on Saturday. She is the author and guest contributor of today’s haiku.
Shit. Two days remain
Thirteen miles to finish
Let’s rock and roll, bitch

hahah ! Good one. Good luck on Sunday !
errrrrr. Saturday !
Awesome! Good luck not shitting your pants, and you rock it, bitch! LOL
You’re gonna do awesome!! It’s okay if you shit your pants. (It happens.) Just don’t post any pictures of it. Or tell us.