runninghaiku

seventeen syllables about the humor, inspiration, and pain in running

19 Aug 2012
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The anal sphincter

I am so excited about this post submitted by Jill at JoggingJeans.com – a site you MUST check out for running comedy. I don’t know anyone who hasn’t laughed out loud while reading this masterpiece. I think she should take over my site.

Started out queasy
Seemed to get worse with each step
Didn’t $hit myself

Another muscle
Sometimes strengthened by running
The anal sphincter

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Jill at JoggingJeans.com after her stressful run . So happy for her that she didn’t have to submit a messy pants photo.

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3 thoughts on “The anal sphincter”

  1. cathyo on said:

    Haha. We’ve all been there!

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  2. Pingback: Don’t poop your pants! :( « Best Race Signs

  3. Urban Running Girl on said:

    She’s hilarious! I love her blog!

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